why dem heels look like the yeezy 350s?
so i’m up late tonight.
i’m trying to be in bed by 1 am,
but that’s a dub clearly.
i have a lot on my mind and i’m not tired as of yet.
i go to put my phone on the charger and i see headlines about trump and melania…

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i’m actually very concerned.
like,
i can’t even fall asleep i’m that much in my feelings.
first is how my straight home wolf told me if he takes me to this expensive restaurant,
i might have to give up the ass.
i told him he can get the ass and i’ll give him head.
 he was joking,
but the thought of it has me horny af.
secondly,
after watching the presidential debates tonight between biden vs trump,
i came to one solid conclusion…

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michelle obama is a godsend.
when she speaks; i listen.
i still haven’t gotten over her phrase for “when they go low, we go high“.
via ( x time ):

In an interview with The New York Times while promoting her popular new memoir Becoming, Obama took the time to unpack the meaning behind her words, expanding on what “going high” really means when you’re faced with a challenge.

“‘Going high’ doesn’t mean you don’t feel the hurt, or you’re not entitled to an emotion,” she explained. “It means that your response has to reflect the solution. It shouldn’t come from a place of anger or vengefulness. Barack and I had to figure that out. Anger may feel good in the moment, but it’s not going to move the ball forward.”

chills.
last night at the dnc,
i waited up all night for her speech for joe biden.
foxhole,
it was magical:

words couldn’t describe the power i felt in her words.
of course,
a republican by the name of scott presier pulled up an old michelle interview.
it was in regards to her “wonderful friend” harvey weinstein and well…
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“ironic“.
there is a song from alanis morissette i really like off her “jagged little pill” album.

what?
that album is therapy for the broken-hearted.
anyway,
the song is all about ironic situations that happen in this interesting life of ours.
herman cain,
a republican and stark trump supporter,
died today.
it’s the “how” that leads to the irony via “the washington post“…

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i went out after work to celebrate a friend’s birthday tonight.
in the middle of being out on a school night,
i heard a whole gasp at the table.
it was a busy day for me and i barely had time to check my phone.
my boss made sure to keep me annoyed and busy.
when i asked what was going on…

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why did trump even go after chrissy teigen?
she has absolutely no filter.
so it all started over ( x a video john legend was in ) for “nbc news“.
the talk was our broken criminal justice reform system.
being always in the feels,
trump posted this on his twitter about it:

*read bottom up

like,
he straight tweeted “his filthy mouthed wife“.
hell.
2 tha.
nah.
your president is legit on twitter tweeting some shit like that.
operation “went TF off” commenced for chrissy and well…

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