Jonathan “Heat” Martinez Gets Some Sex Tape Leakage?

/the following entry is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i guess it’s an alleged brother nut spillage today.
so i got some leakage dropped off to my box marked:

jonathan “heat” martinez getting head

…allegedly.
i’ve looked at the clip,
but i can’t tell.
so i’ll let the foxhole decide…
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The Unofficial Picture Guide To Giving The Perfect Throat.

quick foxhole townhall meeting.

everyone’s throat giving techniques is different.
slow.
fast.
sloppy.
deep throat.
always swallow.
some give head for pleasure.
others like to compete with the others who domed his dick to oblivion.
i personally like the power of having a wolf by the balls.
so no doubt i saw this and i had to show ou all the beginner foxes out there…

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Frank Ocean’s “Bust” Was Not What You Think

so the gossip blogs got it completely wrong…

maybe we got a little excited?…

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Dear G-Spot, My Bomb Pussy Needs A Permanent Dick.

I use to be scared of the dick.
Now I throws lips to the shit.
Handles it like a real bitch….

Yet, Lil Kim is alone… and a face full of crazy.
She has a wall so high up that a nigga needs a hurdle to get over it.
Trina has boasted that she is the baddest bitch,
but there is yet to be a ring on that finger.
She was sending crying pictures to Kenyon Martin after he dropped her ass.
That doesn’t sound like the “baddest bitch” to me.
Evelyn Lozada probably has some great Spanish twat,
but it left her engaged for 9 years to Antoine Walker and putting up with bullshit from Ochocino.
She politely told him on national TV that if he wants to fuck some other bitch,
she will buy the condoms.
She also told him that she needs to “like the girl” if they decide to menage.
Excuse me, say what now??!?
… and these are just Vixens!
Don’t even get me started on the gay side of the fence.
Because realistically, we are all a hot ass mess on this side of town.

Every muthafucka thinks their shit is official.
I sometimes have to roll my eyes when I see/hear/smell that bullshit.
We listen to these rap divas and real life bitches and take on their sexual persona.
On social media and even real life,
everyone is bragging they have the tightest walls or the official throat.
But, if all it took was some bomb dome or good Foxtail to “keep a Wolf in the house“…
why is you alone in the crib doing Kegals?
Or, you sitting on a chat site all damn day going through men like jock straps in the NFL?
Just stop it….

You could have some nice plump lips from “Casa De La SupaHead“,
or even the fattest ripest ass that would put Buffy the Body to shame,
but my question is…