looks like certain someone had a nice photo shoot in a seedy motel!…

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one of my faithful f-bi agents sent me something i busted out laughing at just now.
it is a picture of a fox hybrid who happens to be an escort.
well i can only imagine in that line of work,
image is everything.
so he went and had a little work done.
well… a lot of work…

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“I need a vacation or something because I feel like I am about to give up and I am fighting it.” – Me, in a text

“U need Dick” – Hubby In My Head, responds.

“It’s not that easy. I do not want to give my body away to some random nigga.” – Me, reply.

“I digz” – His, reply

Would dick magically turn everything right?

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