X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:

Are all the hot guys locked up?

when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.

the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.

Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.

apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…

lately,
i’m seeing a lot of shocked pikachu faces online,
especially those who found out on election day…

That their partners pulled the lever for him and not her.

they’re left reeling,
airing their dismay on social media,
while pondering if they’re gonna break up.
duh?
which raises the questions...

i still cannot believe they cancelled all the good shows for this.
now we are in this reality TV hell.
azealia banks can be annoying but on some occasions,
she hits it right on the mark.
she claims tyler the creator and lil nas x should date each other…

finding a partner feels like going to war these days.
i admire those who found one with no issues.
keeping them after you get them is a whole other issue.
having pretty muscles or a rotund tail means nada nowadays.
the “you need to be willing to top and bottom” means nothing either.
that is what we sell to people in hopes of being chosen.
it’s like a job interview and how we lie to get the job.

You gotta be fully prepared to do battle.

trying to find someone to love can be so demoralizing…

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i’m still waiting for the evidence to prove his innocence.
surely,
it wasn’t ( x those horrendous text messages ).
randomly the other day,
i said to myself:

“I haven’t heard anything come out of the Jonathan Majors court case.
Its good he has been keeping quiet and not doing anything stupid.”

…and then foxhole,
The Universe hit me with the “aht! aht!”.
foxholers and vix-bi far and wide brought me back this update.
i couldn’t help but smh via tmz…

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my sister was obsessed with b5 when she was younger.
it was cute watching her light up when they came on tv.
they were all brothers or something,
right?
dustin michael,
one of the members of the former group,
had an announcement to share with us.
after the recent death of a trans vixen,
he decided to share his own truth to the forests with this ig video…

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