what can you offer a man?
no seriously.
you say you want a man,
this great man,
but you don’t know anything besides what you see in porn.
what if he hit you up right now?
would you want to rip off his clothes?
or would you want to get to know whats underneath his fur?
hmm.
i thought of something for the foxes at work today.
i couldn’t wait to get home and share it…
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i almost forgot about pre baller wolf,
derrick gordon.
he came out right after michael sam last year.
well derrick caused quite a stir when he was allegedly dating  ( x this one ).
now he has found a new situation with…
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easy for this quote to say…
so as you know,
dating ain’t easy.
you know i ain’t lying.
see the problem with dating is it comes off like a job interview.
you know a job interview you don’t tell your potential supervisor everything.
you wait to show them you aren’t perfect.
wait until that probation period is up to reveal that you will come in late,
take way too many days off,
and you really don’t know microsoft office like you said on your resume.
don’t you wish dating was like this…
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in a surprise twist i did not see coming,
eve married her long time snow wolf,
maximillion cooper today in ibiza.
i knew they were engaged,
but there was no date set.
bun b spilled the beans on instagram…
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vito cammisano has found his knight and shining baller wolf.
maybe?
well before he was dating michael sam,
he was actually dating someone kinda “bigger”.
by bigger,
i mean 8″ thick n’ cut.
vito was actually “dating” porn star,
austin wilde.
“how i knowz?”
well austin tweeted this picture today…
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so i have been pondering this comment left by david.
he wrote it today under the ( x michael sam ) entry.
it kind of made me feel a certain way i won’t lie.
here is what he said…
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