please tell me chris brown isn’t a rabbit pumper?
you know those people who do quick pumps while in you.
afterwards it makes ya back hurt.
yours and his.
so where is this gif from?
anyone?

lowkey: i love how breezy wolf hopped up on that bar.
just mounted that shit.
just take it and have your way dammit.
ugh! *pusha t voice*.

vixen freaking out because of meteor explosion.
when i saw this gif on tumblr,
i had to sniff around for that video.
its the fox way…
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“bitch get cho ass out the door.”
classic!
i’ll be using that some time this week in a sentence.
listen i don’t know if i want to:
sit,
stand,
cry,
or punch the wall.
was that season finale for the have and have nots not what life was all about?!?!?
my thoughts:

• i may need to mess with an older wolf. david had me feeling some kind of way in my loins.
• i hated how veronica spoke to jeffery.
  i wanted to cry for him.
  
• that last season was so damn powerful.
  i am still in shock tyler perry wrote that.
• that was some good fuckin’ tv!

i don’t know if anyone didn’t watch it yet,
but if not:

x watch it here

we need to talk about this RIGHT NOW!

lowkey: ima need this new season to be on next tuesday.
thanks tyler.

so while i was dealing with the funeral arrangements for mickey mouse,
i was watching td jakes church online this morning.
you know i like to get my word from my laptop.
praise jesus!
it was the potter’s house big mega fest weekend and this was the closing sunday service.
  tyler perry was there and he had some interesting stuff to say to the audience,
as well as get in the spirit and well…

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…i mean seriously tho?
he might be a super hero.
he just disguised as a regular citizen is all.

lowkey: that is too big.
i’m not attracted to all that at all.

ladies and gents you remember joe anderson right?
he is a baller wolf that plays for the chicago bears.
  he was also part of this mini scandal:

x the big pipe chronicles

the meat was…
well joe is also a scorpio.
…and from texas!
you know how i feel about those damn scorpios.
you know how i feel about wolves from texas.
*drip drop*
an f-bi sent me some more of scorpio joey from texas…

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