the lettuce is giving bubble guts and the coffee is giving paralyzed

is everything we eat about to kill us or make us explode from diarrhea?
what TF is even going on?
i was already paranoid over the shit lettuce aka cyclospora.
you know the one that’ll have you ( x camped out in the bathroom )?
ain’t gonna hold you but i order every sandwich/burger without lettuce now.
that might not stop even when they say the coast is clear.

i do like my salads with spinach tho.
did they rope spinach into this shit?
literally?

( x scans this document from FDA )
well some coffee is being recalled for the threat of paralyzing you

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