are we about to be back #outside once we all take the rona vaccine?

the font of today is about ^this bad boy.
does it even need an introduction?
from all of my social timelines and folks i know,
everyone is speaking about all things rona vaccine.
they have started shipping it out to all 50 states via “cnn“…

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once you get back to new yawk, you’re gonna be handcuffed until…

they aren’t playing in new yawk with the rona.
we can travel,
but as soon as we get back,
we are literally stalked by the health department and their traveler’s unit.
the pretty vixen mentioned on the podcast that she traveled to cali for thanksgiving.
the health department has been stalking her ever since she got back.
they said if she leaves her spot,
and they catch her,
she will have to pay a 10,000 fine.
so she is literally stuck in his apartment and has a trip to jamaica planned next week.
to check in on her again,
they sent her this text today…

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how do we sign up to nurse dez bryant back to health? (asking for a friend)

a seat or a ride.
pick one,
or both if you’re feeling lit,
but expect a series of ranting coming from underneath you.
baller wolf fav,
dez bryant,
was drafted to the ravens after being a free agent for a while.
on the night he was supposed to reunite with the cowboys,
his old team and arch-nemesis

 

and this happened
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my homeboy is struggling with his health ever since he caught the rona

i’m a believer.
you never truly care about something until it affects someone close to you.
one of my home-wolves ended up catching the rona.
i think i fonted about this before.
he ended up getting it through his wife,
who got hers by attending a halloween event with her trump supporting family.
he lives in atlanta and has been going through it since he got it…

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the gays and the hoes are to blame for starting the rona and killing this preacher?

did folks think the ro-ro is gone?
hell,
i think people assume it’s over when biden got elected.
nahhhhhhhhh homie!
the ro-ro is still on her tour of america,
but i hope she is making her final stops soon.

I’m done with her.

there are ( x 10 million cases in the US ),
according to cnbc.
it seems all the trump supporters haven’t been learning not to test her.
this time in “who should have known better“,
it was a televangelist who claimed the rona was spread by gay sex and non-virgins

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“honey, make sure you add the rona to our wedding guest list too.”

this is why the rona ain’t going nowhere.
people are selfish and kinda stupid.
i’m a little shocked with brooklyn tbh.
with all the recent spikes down there,
folks down there should know better.
why are folks in bk having a wedding with 10k guests?
yes,
you read right.
10,000 wedding guests…

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