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You Ain’t Gotta Go Home… Well, You Ain’t Got None

so i did something.
i don’t know if it was a good idea,
but i figured it was the right thing to do…
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Matt Kemp Isn’t The Only Alleged Fine One In His Family

so i think mlb wolf matt kemp is hot.
whats not to like?
he has a handsome face,
thick as hell,
and baller wolf swagg for days.
well an f-bi sent me his alleged cousin for review.
everyone meet ex pre baller wolf bryce kemp…
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So He Had No One Else That Wanted To F?

um…
how odd is this story?…
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Personally, I Woulda Had To Pistol Whip The Crazy Bitch.

last night,
i got a call from my little cousin.
she was in tears.
since the rest of our family are idiots,
she calls me for advice or just to talk.
i appreciate that relationship with her.
well she was nearly killed last night.
by this hood rat scallywag bitch she calls her “friend”.
she had no one she could call so she called me.
i can’t do another funeral again,
so i decided to hit her with some tough foxi love.
my favorite!
i’m going to teach you what i taught her…

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YOUR 58TH THOUGHT: (58)

this episode of love and hiphop was a doozy.
a lot of shit was going on.
it was fight night.
one that stood out was mendec…whatever,
yandy,
and the personal trainer he had to “work out” in the gym…

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I’d Like To See This Sex Tape

i love the f-bi.
i have some good ones who send me the intellectual.
i have the naughty ones who need to be spanked.
this one is coming from an attention whore of the past.
you can guess which “f-bi” sent me this.
judging from the pic…