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11:30pm

11:30pm.
that is the time she walked in the door.
according to her...
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Get The F*ck Out!

well we had our first fight tonight.
my cousin and i.
so today,
she called me at work and told me some “no shit sherlock” news…
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The Surprise In My Living Room

i come home and i’m in for a surprise…
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You Ain’t Gotta Go Home… Well, You Ain’t Got None

so i did something.
i don’t know if it was a good idea,
but i figured it was the right thing to do…
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Matt Kemp Isn’t The Only Alleged Fine One In His Family

so i think mlb wolf matt kemp is hot.
whats not to like?
he has a handsome face,
thick as hell,
and baller wolf swagg for days.
well an f-bi sent me his alleged cousin for review.
everyone meet ex pre baller wolf bryce kemp…
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