*some church folks can really annoy me.
i’m not talmbout the ones who are cool.
the ones that go to church but are:
1) still regula degula
2) every other sentence about how God, Jesus, and the latter day saints are
so last night,
i went to bed with a lot on my spirit.
but i couldn’t relax worth a damn.
it was to the point i was tossing and turning.
i remember being half awake,
but still in a dream state…
i could see myself being in a long term relationship with twink god.
i use to be confused by him,
but he is actually very charming.
i bet he would shoot someone’s tires out for me.
so everyone has “first kiss/first experience” story in this life.
for a majority of us,
it didn’t happen online or with some older jackal in our church.
some of us legit experimented with our cousins.
i’m not judging.
well twink god had an issue with his cousin’s vixen at a bbq recently.
i’d learn to make tacos for his ass.
this is what he shared with us on his ig…
Continue reading “I Had My Male Cousin Before You Did (HOE!)”
everyone say “goodbye” to dwayne wade’s cousin,
she was gunned down today in chicago.
dwyane was just talking about the gun violence in chicago yesterday on espn too.
abc news has the full story…
Continue reading “RIP To Dwyane Wade’s Cousin, Nykea Aldridge”
today was a pretty good day.
on this climb through these mountains,
i revel when i have a day that just goes right…
Continue reading “Mama Said They’d Be Days Like This (and I’d Like More Please)”
i like to think i’m a good influence in a lot of ways.
i also like to think i’m a bad influence just the same.
when i tell people to do something,
or at least try it,
they do it to good results.
its not bragging.
i see the potential in people.
well i turned my cousin out today…
Continue reading “I Turned My Cousin Out (and I Liked It)”