Could August Alsina Bend Her Over Any Harder?

Screen Shot 2014-09-06 at 1.38.47 PMnow you all know how i feel about september.
oh you dunno who that is?
thats what i like to call august alsina’s ratchet alter ego.
september decided to bring some vixens on stage the other night in alabama.
they are currently on the testimony live tour.
august was going to seduce them with vocals.
well as august was singing,
september decided to give a vixen something pretty interesting
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August Alsina Having Another Ratchet Fit (Who Does His PR?)

Screen Shot 2014-05-31 at 12.24.20 PMaugust alsina and his inner ratchet named “september” strikes again.
so august decided to wear his deceased brother’s hat during a concert in little rock.
he decided to jump in the crowd to do some crowd surfing.
well someone in the wave decided to snatch the hat off his head.
all hell breaks loose and “september” quickly made an appearance
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Yeezus Wants You To Know He Owns That Kardashian

1382291151_kanye-west-gthe only way to troll.
can i just say i love yeezus antics?
he makes life worth living every time i tune into his reality show.
yeezus decided to sport a t-shirt of his baby mama at his concert.
you might remember this picture here…

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King James Says “F The Peasants” and Gets A Police Escort

nike-lebron-james-diamond-collection-holiday-2012-01king james flexed his muscles the other day.
he was in traffic going to the jay z/jt concert in miami.
well with a wave of his scepter,
he got a police escort that involved him being driven on the wrong side of the street.
well all the miami police folk aren’t feeling his privilege and well…

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I Was Just Going To The Concert To Lay Hands on Rick Ross Breasts.

rick-ross-bling-and-bellyyou know it’s bad when you get fired as a pastor.
you know it’s worse when you get fired as a pastor going to a rick ross concert.
lord help him.
literally…

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (64)

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*this is actually based on a dream i had last night.
i literally just woke up to write about it before i forgot.

you won a contest where you had full backstage privileges at a concert.
so you are sitting there,
watching everything that happens backstage.
the artist speaks to you candidly,
gives you high fives after each set,
and really showing you they are as down to earth as they portray.
well while back there this vixen:

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…kept interacting with said artist as you observed.
somehow you both end up talking.
she tells you she the new assistant to the artist.
she got hired a few weeks ago and loves it.
well it goes from talking to her flirting with you HEAVY.
she’s saying how good you look,
how you would make a good boyfriend to some lucky girl,
and making jokes about she will to sleep with you,
but you can tell by her stares and body language she is dead serious.
she is actually coming off really THIRSTY.
oh the artist she works for and concert you were at?…

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