so i know a couple folks will have a problem with the following.
it’s the:

“feel free to touch anyone bawdy parts because they advertise”

…brigade.
so ti had a concert recently that nearly ended in an assault and battery charge.
a male in the crowd did something interesting.
he grabbed ti’s bunz which caused ti to super heated.
this is what ti said when he found out during the concert…
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i love when straight wolves randomly blurt out shit no one asked about.
like,
when ya’ll talking about whats on the lunch menu and he says:

“I AIN’T NEVER FUCK NO PINEAPPLE BEFORE”

you know,
because we didn’t see “gay sex” was on the menu.
the ones that kill me are always on social media.

“IM STRAIGHT AF!
I AIN’T GAY!
I LIKE PUSSY!”

well at a recent concert,
dmx blurted out something he has never done with a pineapple.
a vix-bi led me over to the shade room and well…
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ya’ll still pay to see kanye live?
hmm.
good luck with that.
well kanye is at it again in one of his concerts.
i mean,
this is nothing new.
his latest situation that happend in sacramento had:

male on male bonding with kid cudi
beyonce ranting
mic droppin/leaving early

an f-bi led me the following videos.
i don’t know exactly what order,
but here they go…
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i remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video…
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“t.i.” and “guns” just don’t mix.
now coming from new yawk,
i know where i just wouldn’t go.
any place with an abundance of pineapples is out the question.
t.i. had a concert at irving plaza in new yawk last night.
this is what happened…
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so august alsina is trying to step above his r&b wolf pack.
he wants to be more…
how can i say…
“controversial”.
well look at what he did when he brought a fan onstage for his latest concert.
i guess this allow this kinda things down in baton rouge…
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