Chris Brown Has A Emmy in “Best Dramatic Dragging on Social Media”

tick tock…
the “chris brown drama” just don’t stop.
i guess trey songz couldn’t have that spotlight for too long.
so you know how i wrote about chris brown vs soulja boy over karrueche.
well karrueche had something to say to chris and via baller alert
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Chris Brown Will Fight You If You Like His Ex IG; Ask Soulja Boy

a jealous wolf can be sexy af.
a jealous wolf,
who you ain’t even dating no more,
can be scary af.
well chris brown is the jealous wolf in this story.
soulja boy said he liked a picture of chris ex,
karrueche,
and this happened via twitter
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Chris Brown Gives The Foxhole Some Christmas Vocals

well you gotta admit…
chris brown can do better with his voice.
will he?
that’s up for debate.
so chris decided to remake a christmas song for us.
this is what he posted on his ig…
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This Is How We Do It: The Music of Today Kinda… Sucks?

pony” by ginuwine
“this is how we do it” by montell jordan
“thong song” by sisqo
i was listening to a poppin’ 90s mix on the way home tonight.
i was bobbin’ my head and really getting into it.
it made me want to dance.
i would love to know what it was like to party back then.
when we went to parties to dance and not be on our phones.
as i was listening,
i came to the sudden conclusion…
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Chris Brown Yells At Us To Buy His New Song, “Party”

so chris brown has a “demanding” problem.
he is quite the divo.
when he WANTS you to buy his records,
he will disrespect you and others into doing so.
so chris has a new record called “party” he just released.
this is the new video
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It’s Settled: Chris Brown IS The Next Michael Jackson

tumblr_ohhhvphumd1u2r94mo1_1280usher doesn’t get his props.
i was just saying this to someone.
as you know,
michael jackson is the platinum standard in music.
so many have been pre-crowned as “the new mj”.
suddenly they fall the fuck off because his ghost is petty.
all of them don’t reach his level of artistry and stardom.
he was truly one of a kind.
chris brown thinks he is carrying on michael jackson’s legacy.
in his new documentary,
chris says he is the closest thing to michael jackson’s legacy.
he uploaded this clip on his instagram
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