X marks the Fox to the debut of it’s latest murder mystery on Rihanna’s social media,
“Who killed the UnitedHealth CEO?”

trust,
we’re already hooked on episode one.
brian thompson,
the CEO in question,
left his new yawk hotel at 6:46am.
by 7:00am,
he was a headline.
was this a random attack?
from the footage,
which is pretty graphic…

We ain’t going back into no office.

…and why should we?

ever since the pandemic,
everyone has been wfh since last year.
when it first started,
everyone was panicking about how they would do it.
as the months went on,
it was like riding a bike.
sure,
the zoom calls are outta control,
but many folks i know are happy.
unfortunately,
many ceos are not happy and want workers back in their cubicle prisons.
this article from cnbc shares their frustrations and well…

Continue reading “your ceo wants you back in that office to continue your role as “corporate slave”” →

tyrese devon haspil.
a handsome young 21 year old hyena.
like,
super villain type of hyena.
he was a personal assistant since he was 16 to tech ceo,
fahim saleh.

well tyrese is accused of killing fahim,
which is the talk of the tech forests right now.
this is how it was done via “intelligencer“…

Continue reading “why did tyrese devon haspil chop up and behead his former boss?” →

today was a long day.
i’m so tired and low on energy.
one co worker decided to call out.
another left early in the afternoon.
it was just me,
one other coworker,
and a deadline.
when i say i was legit tite?
bad enough,
i didn’t see the new mailroom wolf at all today.
grr.
besides all that,
i had a bigger hunt going on.

GET IN TOUCH WITH THAT CEO

as a fox…
Continue reading “DEAR MR. CEO (insert inquiry here)” →

i guess it does pay to be nice.
as much as i complain about being “too nice”,
it’s only when i realize i gave my niceness to the wrong animals.
i learned that at my job today.
the day went one direction and ended up someplace else.
a good “someplace else”.
so my boss called us all for a meeting in the morning…

Continue reading “Being Nice Is One Of The Best Accessories I’ve Worn” →

the owner of dlchillspot,
shot dead in cold blood and left to die in the street.
so i’ll admit,
i was waiting to see how the story developed.
one of the f-bi sent me this story and i figured let me post it today…
Continue reading “The Streets Are Talking: The Death of The DL CEO” →