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deep fried pussy: a cooking tutorial from azealia banks

*the following entry is rated demonic.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i had to have my assistant sage the foxhole for the following story.
so uh foxhole,
i was sent this story from the pretty vixen and a foxholer at the same time this morning.
i was left speechless.
i am still speechless.
azealia banks decided to dig up her dead cat to cook it.
yes,
you read correctly and i come with videos/pics

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

he was trying to kill that cat!

there was a hyena who lived in front of my building.
i heard all this commotion outside.
when i looked out,
this asshole murdered a cat by repeated slamming a door into it.
i cried for hours that night.
i can still hear that door and that poor car screaming in agony.
last i heard,
he was in jail for murdering someone.

this jackal at one of my last jobs.
he would talk about how,
as a kid,
he would randomly kill animals with no remorse.
he’d snap their necks and legit laugh about it.
he turned out to be a heartless son of a bitch.
never cared about who he hurt or the lives he destroyed.
last i heard,
he was rising up the ladder in his career.

miss sunday” from “game of thrones“,
nathalie emmanuel,
shared this video on her twitter.
i’m gonna share it with the foxhole

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When A Familiar Presence Visits You In A Dream

foxhole,
i’m currently at struggle city right now.
that daylight savings time knocked me completely off my tail.
i’m so tired because i didn’t get enough sleep last night.
3 hours is probably what i ended up getting.
i tossed and turned the entire night.
during that brief time i slept,
i had an intense dream…

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Wait Wait Wait…. What Did Miguel Just Say????

there was a small cat squeal on twitter the other night allegedly.
it was between miguel and erykah badu.

i didn’t see it,
but star fox sent me all the details.
so this was what erykah said:

wait til you see the response miguel hit her with…

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