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you’re too young to have grindr, baby

┬áparents need to always know what they’re cubs are doing.
i know it’s hard.
i was good at getting around my parent’s rules.
i was cyber-sexin’ all over aim on my parent’s computer.
i was sort of a horny young slut.
now that we live in such an advanced social media age,
there are some real sick perverts roaming these digital forests.
^that one up top is a grreat example.
allegedly,
instead of setting a better example due to his job,
he decided he wanted to become “the example” instead.
this is what a foxholer sent me from “the post”
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