there are some moments when you’re out in wild,
you see some random shit,
and you’re forced to ask yourself:

“Is this shit really happening right now?”

this is when you’re thankful for the camera on your phone.
well the following video was sent in by a foxholer.
it was some wolf getting dragged down the street,
but like,
forreal forreal…
Continue reading “He Got A Good Dragging Down The Street” →

every vixen wants a wolf like ^this.
no,
not to sit between her legs like that.
she wants a protector.
a wolf who will come to her rescue when shit happens.
well,
that’s what marcus martin did to his fiancee,
marissa blair.
he got hit by a car saving her in the charlottesville protest.
a foxholer sent me in this is the story via daily mail…
Continue reading “Well, He Got Ran Over By A Car For Me” →

nothing like a getting/giving throat while driving,
right?
a show called “american gods” scared me from doing such a thing.
…kinda.
the she-hyena was giving head and he crashed the car.
well what if your uber driver decided to get head from a passenger?
no.
it’s not the intro to a “bang bus” movie.
this shit really happened.
a foxholer sent me what was put on the company’s facebook:

“On Sunday July 16th I received the most dangerous and inappropriate uber ride ever. As I approached my uber, I noticed there was a passenger in the front seat. I double checked to make sure I didn’t select UberPool, and then approached the car. I assumed it may have been a family member of some sort. As we pulled off the female in the front (who was clearly on drugs) attempted to open the door and could not even sit straight as the vehicle was in motion. She then began to grope him and grab him. They began to kiss and she began loosening his belt. As we got further and further from my pickup location I had no idea where I was, so I had to stay in the car. She then proceeded to perform oral sex. This was my last straw. I asked the driver to drop me off. Since I’ve contacted uber and they refunded me for trip and gave me a “$10 credit”. They’ve seen this video and are still “investigating”. They have been extremely bad at answering any messages I’ve sent, and I demand something gets done. This is not okay!”

this is the video they caught on snapchat…
Continue reading “When Your Uber Driver Charges You For The Head” →

…in my most sarcastic of foxhole entry titles.
ya know,
i only started thinking kevin hart was funny on snapchat.
he never really made me laugh until i watched his snaps.
he is funnier in his own natural habitat.
well in the following story,
“cheating” seems to come allegedly natural to him.
it seems that kevin was allegedly creeping on his rib,
eniko hart,
at 5am with some hooker in a car.
oh yes.
this is what radar online had to say and show us…
Continue reading “Not Kevin Hart Allegedly Cheating on His Rib?! I Won’t Believe It!” →

/the following is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is advised.

you’re with your manz in the car and feeling freaky.
you could give him a traveling smoothie.
that’s throat while he is driving.
nah…
already did that a few times and he almost crashed.
oh,
i know!
he could pull over on the highway and fuck…
Continue reading “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (68)” →

i find videos like the following to be very sad.
so i didn’t know gary houston,
whitney houston‘s brother,
was allegedly addicted to drugs.
well i found out yesterday when an f-bi sent me the following article:

Whitney Houston Brother Caught Unconscious Outside Drug Den In Video

…courtesy of radar online.
of course,
i saw “drug den” and had to see wtf was up.
well in the video was so depressing to me.
it showed gary,
allegedly high af,
in his suv.
check it out below…
Continue reading “Let’s Record Him High and Send It to RadarOnline” →