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i didn’t know aquaman ate fish (there is a joke here somewhere)

i thought aquaman didn’t eat fish.
i thought they were his friends.
like,
isn’t his job isn’t to protect his aquatic friends in the oceans?
which makes me wonder what does aquaman even eat?
clearly,
i have questions after i saw these pictures…

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darnay holmes of the ny giants has a side gig called “his bakery”

we are a bunz lovin‘,
cake tastin‘,
tail grabbin’,
and cheek pinchin‘ foxhole here.
“we love big butts and we cannot lie”.
i have always loved the bunz on the baller wolf kind tho.
sometimes it’s muscular; other times it’s giggly.
often times,
it’s good.
darnay holmes of the giants stopped me dead in my tracks yesterday.
everyone,
including myself,
was wondering what was going on in this video…

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THE HUNK WITH THE HUMP THAT WANTS TO SELL YOU A HOUSE

everyone has something that brings folks to their yard.
attractive folks love to humblebrag with “i just want to be taken seriously“.
as true that that may seem,
we all know it’s bullshit.
faysal merhi is a former mini baller wolf turned real estate agent.
i was never interested in real estate before,
but a foxholer sent me this video for hump day viewing…

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michael b. jordan caters with cakes for our feel good christmas viewing

so lemme tell you how much a “blonde” i can be.
i saw a quick gif or something of “a journal for jordan” last week.
i thought the lead actress was jordin sparks and she had a documentary out.
i didn’t know it was a new movie starring michael b. jordan.
the actress i thought was jordin sparks is chante adams.
i wasn’t high.
i swear that i wasn’t.
i was wondering where this gif of mbj came from:

“oh hi big and juicy pecs.
nice to meet you.”

his tail also made an appearance in the movie too.
an f-bi sent this to me and well…

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if yo man has bunz like these, there is no reason they shouldn’t be grabbed (mazi amadi)

I’m laying on the bed,
reading an article on my iPad.
Sir comes in and sees me.
The look in his eyes burn intensely with pure desire.
He climbs on the bed,
pulls the iPad out of my hand,
and parts my legs open to lay in between them.
His lips part on my warm neck.
I’m fully aroused as I feel that he is.
I want some.
I run my hands slowly down his back and…

Marvin Bienaime’s Nude Shoots Are Selling Like Hot Cakes (See What I Did There?)

when did marvin bienaime open a bakery and not tell us?
i mean it’s all bunz and cakes now.
he’s going super hard with the bts nudes.
his latest model,
anthony,
is the latest treat in the honey bunz section…
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