i left.
this morning,
i hit “leave group” and didn’t look back.
folks was starting to move funny.
i’m not one to turn the blind eye because i’m “lonely”.
i get tf on.
people don’t truly know group etiquette anyway…

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i have had a ton of complaints about “the walking dead”.
such a promising show that made so many mistakes.
i was “eh” on it when they killed carl off,
but when rick grimes left,
i was like “oh hell nah“.
i said i’ll keep on watching to support this particular character.
well looks like they’re leaving too.
foxhole,
guess who is the next to peace sign…
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sick.
this story is absolutely sick.
so ^that trans she-hyena is crazy as all fuck.
she had a bad tinder date so she decided to go blow off some steam.
how?
well she bought an axe and…
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how many of us dreamed of going on lunch while at work,
or even break,
and never coming back?
baller wolf,
or should i say “ex baller wolf”
vontae davis is my life goals.
even though many are upset,
i thought it was very inspiring.
he just up and quit the nfl during a bills game.
this is what “bleacher report” has to font…
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so mi and i had a blow up today.
it ended with us officially parting ways.
i actually exhaled because i was so grateful.
grateful because this is finally coming to an end.
you know what i been dealing with as far as she is concerned.
so she calls me today with some story…
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i am a hoarder.
that’s right.
i like to hoard things for the memories they provide.
that movie ticket with that wolf that gave me a good time.
the umbrella from my daiquiri to remember the fun times with friends.
that used condom from when a wolf blew my back out.
i’m totally kiddin on that last part.
yup.
i like to hoard these things to hold on to the “past”.
one thing i use to hoard was people.
holding on to what they use to bring,
rather than seeing that they don’t bring that same joy anymore.
i know you felt that one.
some of them just vanished.
others we had falling out.
then the ones who you see in public and they try to avoid you.
i still kept their numbers just in case.
just in case what tho?
so i had to ask…

Do you hoard people in your life?

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