i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
Continue reading “the answer to new yawk’s rat problem has arrived” →

i’ve heard some jamaican males are crazy.
i think that’s why sex with some of them can be so good.
they can have that “good ‘n’ crazy dick.
hell,
i’m bajan and i know some of my people are crazy.
this following story reeks of “west indian crazy“.
it involved ^that couple from bk,
odain nixon (left) and derrick williams (right),
and how his derrick was killed at a party…
Continue reading “how a jamaican can kill someone with garlic” →

i don’t “do” going to collect my cheating man from his horz crib.
i been working all day and you repay me by fuckin’ someone else?
well this married vixen went to collect her hubby from his horz house in bk.
foxhole…
Continue reading “she learned while she working, that jamaican pipe was daggering everyone” →

in my life,
i know a vixen who jumped down on the tracks to get her phone.
i often wondered what i would do if something i own fell down there?
facts,
but i would probably cry.
this snow bunny knocked my phone clean out my paws the other day.
it nearly fell on the tracks.
i felt myself reacting.
she didn’t even apologize or offer to pick it up.
well a vixen jumped down on the tracks to get her bag last week.
a vix-bi sent me what happened to her via “the ny daily news”…
Continue reading “When Prada Bags Fall On Train Tracks (And The Vixen Who Went To Get It)” →

you know what’s funny?
i asked someone the other day:

“can you bring a gun on the train?”

not that i was,
but i wanted to know how safe were we on the mta.
that’s new yawk’s train system.
well they responded a shocking “yes”.
so those metal things i go through aren’t detecting weapons?
duly noted.
well a f-bi sent me this article today of more homophobic drama in new yawk.
this time,
it’s on the c train in brooklawn via the ny daily news…
Continue reading “I Was Told There’d Be Punches and Spit on The C Train” →

this is not a picture of a group auditioning for chris brown’s tour.
this is a group of jackals jumpin’ someone…
…for offering to pay for their meal.
for free.
an f-bi sent me the story from the ny daily news and well…
Continue reading “Don’t Feed The Jackals (A Free Meal)” →