Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

why would jussie smollett allegedly do this in a parking lot?

hi.
remember him?
that’s jussie smollett and he’s laying low in hawaii.
remember i fonted that he needed to go away for a while?
well,
he did that until he got caught in a parking lot doing this

Continue reading “why would jussie smollett allegedly do this in a parking lot?”

Advertisements
Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

the straw that broke michelle williams

poor michelle williams.
no,
i’m being serious.
the poor vixen is going through it.
as you know,
she suffers from severe mental illness,
but now it seems to have been kicked up a notch.
she had to drop out of her broadway play,
“once on this island”,
due to doctor’s orders because of it.
i read this article on “et” and…
Continue reading “the straw that broke michelle williams”

Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE

Love… Shouldn’t Have Killed Me Last Night

dead21n-3-weblove.
it can make you do crazy things.
it can make you a complete idiot or have you kill someone.
well some of us would kill for a wolf like ^that.
that jackal in wolf’s fur,
who goes by marcus bellamy,
killed his boyfriend out of “love”.
so much so,
he posted his lovely confession to the murder on his facebook.
wait til you read this story via the f-bis and ny daily news
Continue reading “Love… Shouldn’t Have Killed Me Last Night”

Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI X MARKS THE FOX

My Date “After Midnight”

-1yup.
i took a shower in my expensive soap,
sprayed some prada on my skin,
and put on something real sexy.
did i mention the date was at 8pm?
yeah…
Continue reading “My Date “After Midnight””

Posted in GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

Timmy Gets A Mani and Pedi For His New Boss

Tim Tebow is having the best time ever, ain’t he?
First, he went to go see Wicked in the Concrete Forest.
Then I took him down to 39th street to see the male hookers in front of the sex shops at 2am.
Now, he was spotted getting a mani/pedi combo in L.A…

Continue reading “Timmy Gets A Mani and Pedi For His New Boss”