Britney Spears

mary j blige made a mistake thanking people behind britney’s conservatorship

i didn’t watch the ’22 billboard music awards last night.
award shows don’t really hit like they use to.
half the time,
the “stars” are a bunch of people from tiktok.
mary j blige was awarded the icon award last night.
in her speech,
she thanked a management company named tristar:

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— Nicholas Hautman (@nickhautman) May 16, 2022

tristar is connected to britney spears and her conservatorship…

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SAM ASHGARI WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE IS RICH AFTER MARRYING BRITNEY SPEARS

you know what?
i’m always right.
when i saw this new story about britney spears and sam asghari,
the first thing i said out loud was:

“OF COURSE HE DOES!”

why did i say that?
well…

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BRITNEY SPEARS SAID THIRD TIMES IS A CHARM?

so i’m writing up that last entry and i see britney spears on my screen.
i’m like “uh oh“.
i tend to “uh oh” about her.
once i picked up my phone and looked at the screen,
it told me this…
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britney spears vocals made me fall out of my chair in wonderment!

i was sitting at my computer table last night looking at stories being sent in.
i saw a story about britney spears.
i brace myself when i see her name in the headlines.
so it was something about her having a new song in the works.
without any further context,
i clicked the link in the email to her ig post.
legit…

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it’s (old) britney, b*tch?

okay…
wait…
britney spears is smarter than the average pop star vixen.
you won’t convince me the real britney wasn’t locked away in a dungeon until recently.
wellllllll…
she has been released from her conservatorship and the old britney has appeared…

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britney spears is free and naked and free and naked

britney spears is a free vixen now.
as you know,
her conservatorship is over.
her father has been removed and ( x facing charges of misconduct ).
she is also engaged to her fine wolf: