is this,
like,
law of attraction success story?
i feel like andre marhold and bobby lytes they would make a cute couple.
hell,
they’d make a better one than who andre was with before.
that one reeked of goats blood and human sacrifice.
so you guys have been a little annoyed with bobby for being all on andre.
bobby addressed all of your concerns on his ig story…
Continue reading “bobby lytes, from dade county, wants ya’ll to chill about that big ass meat he bagged” →

in the game of “who will die miserable?” as far as exes are concerned,
you always add random characters to the board.

“I’m not thinking about you!
I”m out here doing me bay beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.”

andre marhold seems to be doing that with two added characters.
 ever since he broke up with jeffree star,
his storyline has gotten interesting.
so andre finally posted a flixxx on his “onlyfans”,
in which he wrote something that had made one of his characters respond…
Continue reading “andre marhold is the big dick and he keeps on giving it and giving it (?)” →

foxes…

Have you ever campaigned for penis?

you made sure you were in the vicinity of the said wolf so he knows you’re interested.
whether it was on social media,
or in public,
you subtly (or bodly) insert yourself where you know he would be.
it all leads to him inserting himself where your foxhole would be.
the look on your face once the elected official takes his position is one of great joy.
see?…

i was on the campaign trail for a wolf of interest recently,
but he was acting too bizarre for my taste.
it felt like he was campaigning for me tbh,
but something went left and…

ugh.
i feel like bobby lytes was on a full campaign mode for andre marhold‘s gigantic penis.
every time i peeped,
bobby was in the comments on IG making himself known.
he wasn’t low at all.
i guess it worked because andre was all over bobby this weekend.
andre was spotted down in south beach miami…

Continue reading “i know campaign for penis when i see one (bobby lytes was trying to elect the penis of andre marhold?)” →

^this is a really nice shot.
i guess lil nas x wasn’t interested.
so when i saw bobby lytes of “lhhmia” in this preview video with rhyheim shabazz:

You ever have those days where everything’s just going right and you just feel good all over? Hoping today’s that day for you. ❤️ @SRhyheim

????: @eyefilmz pic.twitter.com/XEUcwZVGda

— BOBBY LYTES (@BobbyLytes) October 2, 2020

… i said,
“uh oh”.
i just knew rhyheim was gonna kill his shit in an upcoming video.
uh…

Continue reading “bobby lytes makes his (kinda, sorta) porn debut with rhyheim shabazz” →

okay so folks is serious about joining the onlyfans wave it seems.
ever since we got placed on lock-down,
folks gotta make money somehow.
well i thought safaree samuels was an aspiring rapper.
well he is that and he’s adding “onlyfans” to his resume…

Continue reading “is safaree gonna bust out that big jamaican beef patty on his onlyfans?” →

it seems everyone wants a piece of lil nas x now he has come out.
two reality stars from “lhh” decided to shoot their shot via ig…
Continue reading “everyone wants a piece of lil nas x!” →