everyone is fighting over the magical pipe that belongs to:

i’m convinced you enter the matrix when he’s beatin up a putty.
breezy wolf has got himself two new vixens,
after breaking up with rihanna.
they are actually pretty too…

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as you know i love the bryants.
kobe is okay,
natalia diamante and gianna maria-onore are beautiful,
but i really love conchita.
conchita is vanessa bryant:

the real basketball wife.
she also keeps kobe’s balls in her purse.
he decided to do something special for her birthday on may 5th…

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wow.
on his birthday too.
i guess thats why i saw his ex sniffing around him in la.
rihanna also started following drake again.
hmmm….
he was being interview by kyle and jackie o on the kjshow today.
they were asking him all kinds of shit.
the subject of rihanna came up if she will be celebrating his bday with him.
well…

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i went on twitter and saw these tweets:

i gave credit for the boldness.
i also wondered who the hell was he and why was i following?
i went on his wall and saw butt cheeks everywhere.
it was his birthday recently and his followers decided to send this wolf some cakey love…

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yup.
he says he wants to be in the running with all the baller wolves.
he feels he can overtake devin thomas and laron landry.

wyclef celebrated his 43rd birthday and decided to hop on his bike,
oiled up and shirtless.
ready to see him fight for the crown?

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i caught myself watching TMZ yesterday.
was in mid conversation with a friend when i saw some dread wolf on the screen from the back.
his back made me drown said vixen out.
i couldn’t make out what they were saying with her babbling,
but i know i was going to investigate him EARLY.

well, peep this…

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