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the clown is taking a chunk out of aunt wendy’s whole ass

ready for some more hot topics about aunt wendy?
i know she didn’t think she’d ever see herself being “the story”.
well allegedly,
the side hoe gave birth to her husband’s kid.

ya’ll via “page six”
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That Kardashian Girl Has Given Birth (The One That’s Been Hiding)

honestly,
i didn’t want to believe it.
i don’t know why.
i guess i assumed she would be “better” than this.
“she is a kardashian for god’s sake…”
well after the last 9 nine months of speculation,
kylie jenner has given birth.
travis scott,
the rapping wolf she only knew for 6 months,
is the father.
this is what she fonted on her ig
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The Twins Are Allegedly Out and Being Fitted For Their Crowns

well it has happened!
allegedly.
the royal twins have arrived.
beyonce and jay z are the alleged proud parents of healthy twins.
people magazine announced it earlier…
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Janet Is Now A Mum

the heir is here.
janet has given birth to her first,
well if you believed the rumors,
second child today.
this is what people had to say
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Draya Michele Drops A Load On Your Timeline

Screen Shot 2016-05-09 at 8.31.35 PMfoxhole fav attentionista,
draya michele,
decided to do something different for mother’s day.
she posted herself giving birth on instagram.
yes.
it has come to this.
well this is the video and what she said as her caption…
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Shannon Brown Gets His Girl

Screen Shot 2013-09-05 at 9.37.22 PM Screen Shot 2013-09-05 at 9.37.34 PMnba baller wolf shannon brown and monica finally got their dream.
monica gave birth to a healthy baby girl today.
congrats!

lowkey: imagine wanting a girl and only getting boys?
i know that little cub is about to be so spoiled.

lowkey2: i love how attentive he is to monica also.
you can tell he loves her.

i would love a wolf that loves me like that.
it gives me goosebumps as i wait patiently.

x visit shannon’s page
x visit monica’s page