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So Beyonce Is Pregnant or Nah?

so i came in the house,
took all my clothes off,
and laid down on my bed.
i said i’ll take a quick nap before i start playing in my foxhole.
well i woke up at a lovely 11:30pm.
adrian peterson’s scandal was the first thing i read.
beyonce allegedly being pregnant being the second…
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What NOT To Say When Hosting 106 and Park

when you do dumb shit,
shit that makes no kind of sense,
you gotta make sure to correct the issue immediately.
so let me give you a scenario foxhole.
you are invited to host bet’s 106 and park the day after a huge award show.
yes that show still exists.
bow wow had to bail because he had intense diarrhea or some foolishness.
anyway you’re reading the teleprompter and some real out of control behavior scrolls down.
one that may offend a major celebrity and their child.
you are a pretty much nobody.
do you read it?
or do you ignore it?
hmm.
well this is the problem that krackofdawn aka karrueche faced and well…
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This Sums Up The Entire #VMA For Me

^this was it.
i don’t even think i remember the show.
who was there.
what someone wore.
all i remember was beyonce sung her entire album like an itunes preview.
in my lifetime,
i can say i witnessed beyonce shut the vmas down.
maybe why i like beyonce is different from everyone else tho…
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so it’s all on eyes on beyonce since #elevatorgate.
everyone is waiting for something.
anything.
i don’t know why.
you gonna be waiting a long time.
beyonce is good at being “beyonce”.
well she was at a basketball game recently with jay and the way she looked at king james…
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