batman

I Want You To Dress Up Like Sailor Moon So I Can Sex You by Moonlight

i get the most random texts throughout the day from my people.
it always makes for entertaining conversations while they are at work.
so i have my vixen home girl i talked about before.
ive known her since freshman year of high school.
she moved to another state a few years ago.
we’ll call her karoke from now on.
so karoke sent me a text about this dude that started talkin to her.
he had a weird request and she wanted me to share it with me…
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Kerry Rhodes Is Now Role-Playing As Batman?

kerry rhodes…
does anyone else see the arm and chest?
the veins?
jesus forgive the thoughts i have.
i want to play a little game with him since he likes superheros and all.
“batman rescues the helpless fox”.
location: my bedroom.
…or his.
i’m not picky.

lowkey: i’d rather see kerry as batman than ben affleck.

Devin Thomas Has An Announcement You May Like

my blast from the past has a surprise.
well for one, he is apparently jamaican.
and two, he is a better looking batman.
and three…

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We Were In There Like Swimwear and Swam for Three Hours To A Standing Ovation.

so last night,
i gathered up my vixen and we went to see batman: the dark knight rises.
now, a fox got his ticket a while ago because it was already sold out.
due to the massacre in Colorado,
i was skeptical about even going.
i mean, OD was straight about to cancel.
but, i figured if it my time to go,
i can’t postpone the inevitable.
i did hear there was crazy police detail so it calmed me down some.
even though the NYPD ain’t shit.
we all know this…..

we got there and…

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