Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

you will not hold lizzo and her cheeks down!

i like lizzo,
but i think there is a time and place for everything.
as you know,
lizzo caused serious controversy when she had her cheeks out in a thong.
only thing is,
she did it at a basketball game where she did a full twerk to her song…

they cut to the next scene so fast.
she got dragged for her antics so she released a statement via her ig live

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Posted in HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

Did We Know Drake Had Thigh Meat Now?

drake has been growing into a super fine wolf.
like,
every time i see him,
he gets sexier and sexier.
i love his personality too,
but he is clearly on the “glo up” tour.
well not only is papi getting thicker,
i didn’t know his thighs were like this…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET

Cruise Controlled

It is funny how things happen.
Life sure has a way of putting a prize in-front of your face like a carrot attached to a string.


Sometimes I think God does these things to keep you moving towards your victory….

….or so he can get a few shits and giggles.

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