folks will jeopardize their whole lives for sex.
so the following story a foxholer sent me made me shake my head.
im gonna need the f-bi on the hunt too.
so porn star wolf,
austin wolf,
is in a scandal that he won’t receive much blow back.
his latest is taking,
what seems to be regulars in amateur videos,
and shows them a good time on his penis.
recently,
as this story goes,
he met up with a delta airlines flight attendant.
he decided to bang him in the airplane bathroom.
WHILE.
RECORDING.
the tape leaked and all hell has broken loose via “the daily mail”…
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you’ll be surprised what wolf would date you.
sometimes what they say they want isn’t what they end up with.
this is how i felt when k michelle admitted today she was dating idris elba.
8 months!
i was personally trying to figure out how she got him to direct that vh-1 special.
well it was time for her to cum clean.
she spilled all the beans on the breakfast club this morning…
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justin bieber has been a bad boy.
ever since he started hanging with the blacks,
his whole swagg has done a 180.
well beibz went to brazil and decided he wanted to smash a “hooker”.
i mean all the boys smash hookers in brazil.
who knew the whores in brazil are just as trifling about privacy as in america…
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it’s funny.
when faced with a potential national disaster coming to wipe out the east,
you start to think about life and survival.
you stop thinking about the trivial things that could pass within a few hours.
even a day.
those little issues that really mean shit.
you really start thinking about what will happen if shit really goes wrong.
the “category 7” in your life that could wipe you out.
like those suspense thrillers starring some snow bunny who saves the world.
she pressed some button on a tower and it was day light.

it all becomes a reality.

we spend a lot of time chasing love, pipe, and other things.
our biggest purchase to our name is 1,000 loafers,
but when some big shit happens we are totally un-prepared.
we have nothing to fall back on.
those same wolves we chase/fucked are not there.
they don’t even have their shit together either.
we burned so many bridges that we have no one to call.
it’s just “us“.
you against the world… and a big ass storm.

i started to wonder…

Who will really rescue us when we fall?

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FOXMAIL

I’m 19 years old and in a about two weeks, my boyfriend is coming back for the army. I told him when he came back that I would finally give him some ass. This will be my first time ever taking dick in the ass. Now, I know how to enema and prep myself, I’ve done it before to make sure I knew what I was doing. What I’m concerned about is my health when I get older and am I supposed to tighten up while I’m taking dick so I won’t have a busted booty hole like the numerous amount of big booty holes I’ve seen on on xtube, xvideos, tumblr, etc. Can you take dick every day (the same dick) and still keep a tight ass hole?

MY ANSWER

(this is a not safe for work entry)…

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well christina aguilera is back and more colorful than ever this era.
she is channeling nicki minaj meets ke$ha meets the jazzing aisle in sallys.
in her new song “your body“,
she is talking that fox talk:

All I wanna do is f**k your body.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.
Tonight’s your lucky night, I know you want me.
Ooooh oooh oooh oooh.

the video is a colorful week in the life of a white trash serial (or cereal) killer.
interesting…

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