i have featured brandon boykin before.
he is fine.
i want him now.
ok.
serious…

i thought his skin looked like nice dark chocolate.
smooth with no flaws.
who knew other teams were calling him a candy bar too…

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vs

…for those watching the game right now.
here is a quick question…

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…. laron landry is cute when he sleeps.
let’s wake him up.
we have somewhere to go…

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justin tryon is try-ing to be the new “it” baller wolf on the scene.
i don’t mind entering him into the running.
not like there isn’t heavy competition.
his teammate victor cruz and virginal tim tebow are already taking new york by storm.
but justin is determined to make it happen.
he has launched his own website,
plus threw up a few pictures with all his baller wolf sexiness…

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everyone meet daniel thomas.

he plays for miami dolphins obviously.
all while he is getting interviewed after a game,
you see some fat ass cakes in the background from another baller wolf.

i call it, “christmas in july“.
the news stations call it “holy shit!“…

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i got a large outpouring of questions from the last entry.

“how can you tell someone is lying about their career?”

that was the main question in every email.
now i’m not saying i’m an expert,
but being in this game,
i now have the gift of seeing when a nigga is bullshittin’.
so below i put together some tips.

this is not meant to insult anyone.
it is meant to bring awareness to BULLSHIT….

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