surprises are fun.
i like when folks can keep a secret,
but once revealed,
has everyone going:

“WHAT?!”

that was everyone’s reaction today with lamont johnson.
the comments on his ig for the following entry are funny af.
so lamont revealed a big secret in his attentionisto story line.
guess what it is…
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sooooooo…
i already knew about drake‘s alleged cub.
i know someone in passing that’s allegedly associated with him.
they told me when the potential scandal was on the stove.
you know,
it was cooking on a low heat.
i think they were waiting to see if the details would get back to them,
but i kept my mouth shut as i’d always do.
i saw folks whispering about it online after these pics were leaked…

…but i was told specific details that i didn’t see being said.
so i’m not shocked with pusha “tea”‘s revelation about it…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmwOMtkDxtk

…allegedly fonting with the foxhole,
of course.
 i am shocked about this alleged situation tho…

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listen,
i couldn’t wait to get home to font about this.
so ^that’s “big titty tasha” aka dominque perry from “insecure”.
one of my favorite shows that comes back in 3 months.
well i remember when she put this up on her ig:

…and everyone was trying to figure out who the baby daddy was.
from the caption,
it seems like it was un-planned aka “he gone”.
it was so random,
but i had a feeling there was a brewing story behind it.
well,
it turns out i was right!
so the cub was born:

…but guess who the father is…
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well i guess she is now more in control than ever before.
janet reveals her cub,
eissa,
to the forests.
she posted this picture on her website…
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do you know what a lion is?
i do.
as a fox,
it means

“RUN PINEAPPLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!”

for these snow animals on a television show,
it meant:

“AWW LOOK AT THE BIG HARMLESS PRETTY CAT”

…that is until the lioness nearly snatched up their cub.
all on live television,
of course.
baller alert posted this clip and well…
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we haven’t done one of these in a while.
so you know i secretly love my hoodrat shit.
well this one is called “two jackals and a cub”.
it’s about a ratch couple having sex while their cub is crying…

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