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Sorry Foxes But Keri Hilson Is The Owner Of That Congo Wild Snake

soooooooooo….

i want to be like keri hilson when i grow up.
well, not exactly.
i can do without the constant torment from the beyonce stans.
but, i do want her love life.
she managed to snag the sexiest baller wolf in the nba.
how that happened is a mystery.
it’s safe to say it is now confirmed she is wrestling that congo wild snake.
got this mofo wishing her happy birthday on twitter and paying for her birthday party in oklahoma!!

congrats miss keri baby….

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I’d Like To Have One Night of “Good Talking” With B.o.B… Maybe Two.

am i the only one who thinks he is cute?

star fox actually brought him to my attention one day.
it was like he was scared to ask me if i thought he was cute.
i been thought he was handsome.
i like his mouth.

they look like they would give a good ride if sat one.
… and enhance my life with good conversation!


b.o.b did a little segment on a day in his life

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Brandon Hines Got My Full Attention Last Night

Talent shows are not my thing.


You know…
An event with someone TRYING to be a singer or rapper.
Invites to regulars, hanger-oners, and “soon to be ex” friends.
I only do label sponsored events these days.
Where I will be around the real heavy hitters.
The movers and shakers!

Last night,
a Fox got invited to a special event last night.
Look, I like the talent.
I also like talent that looks good.
Brandon Hines got that…

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