Tag: August Alsina
I’d Like You To Sing While Smoking A Fat Blunt (RnB)
oh how scary is this?
i trembled.
so rnb has some new comers looking to take over.
step to the side everyone,
music has some new bad wolves ready to sing panties off!
guess who is behind the masks on the latest vibe summer 2014 issue…
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August Alsina Having Another Ratchet Fit (Who Does His PR?)
august alsina and his inner ratchet named “september” strikes again.
so august decided to wear his deceased brother’s hat during a concert in little rock.
he decided to jump in the crowd to do some crowd surfing.
well someone in the wave decided to snatch the hat off his head.
all hell breaks loose and “september” quickly made an appearance…
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August Alsina Is Just “Hanging Out”
in wtf news of the day…
what would possess august alsina to post ^this on instagram?
it has me absolutely confused.
then he gonna use this as his status to describe it…
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Is August Alsina The New Prince In “R-atch & B?
okay so i thought it wasn’t ever going to happen.
i really didn’t.
i did not think i’d like august alsina.
i ain’t scared to admit.
i brushed him off as some ghetto chris brown/trey songs wannabe.
one who probably would only have one album,
a few mix tapes,
and the hook singer of every ratchet rapper.
i was sure he would be talking about hood rat sex,
black ‘n’ milds,
and pregnancy scares.
i also thought his fan club was 17 year old girls and the “light skin only” mafia.
don’t even get me started on that 106 and park incident.
yes i def prejudged him.
whatchu gonna do bout it?
well who knew i was actually going to like his music?…
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Don’t Ask August Alsina About “That Guy” (He May Slap You)
you see that hand?
it’ll be “slap slap right across ya melon.
easssssyyyyyyy”…
well only if you ask august alsina about “that other r&b singer he don’t like no more”.
you know the one i’m talmbout.
keisha chante from 106 and park learned the hard way today…
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The Jackal Who Allegedly Tried To Blow August Alsina
oh august.
if the alleged is true…
so i guess being a “peanut” is becoming the new “in” thing in these streets?
if so then its about to be real hard for the foxhole…
and not in the good way.
so everyone meet insta-jackal irickyvasquez…
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