i love seeing attentionistos in their natural habitat.
it’s like being at the zoo.
you’re seeing someone that you’ve possibly jacked off about once or twice.
it’s always a question of:

“are they nice?”
“damn they clearly know their angles…”
“where is the *insert missing photoshopped body part*????”
“wow he is legit short af…”

sometimes it’s a straight up:

well,
i saw an attentionisto vet today.
one who i’ve had my fair share of “late night” moments about.
who,
you ponder?
well…

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this should be the vibe of lamont johnson.
^that and this:

not talking,
looking at the camera,
and never doing that “ask me a question” thing.
i think that’s a set up,
tbh.
i think he is trying to get it together tho.
he started to realize his bunz is his biggest asset.
he posted this new video to his “onlyfans”and…
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“onlyfans” is the new career move.
pornhub,
be damned!
where else can an attentionisto be naked,
fuck,
and get the check cut for it?
so guess the latest to join “onlyfans”…
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i’m starting to think there is a drug in these forests that’s hard to kick.
what’s it called?
“being an attentionisto“.
it’s like coke.
once you get that first hit,
you keep searching for that same high over and over.
instead of it being snorted up your nose,
it’s the likes and attention that comes with social media.
jon moody seems to have gotten that hit.
ever since he got on “southern charm: new orleans”,
he has been rather extra.
well a foxholer sent me this video he put on his ig…
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attentionistos.
i get it.
you wanna be:

models
actors
rappers
personal trainers
nba baller wolves

…and whatever dreams you have.
i have dreams too,
but i still work a day job as i’m pursuing my goals.
so a foxholer sent me a dm he got from an attentionisto.
this is what he had to font…

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that use to be me.
not as bad now,
but i have my moments.
i was doing some thinking today foxhole.
i’m always thinking,
but i came to the conclusion…
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