i have been loving the straights drama.
it always involves some cub coming into the world with ain’t shit parents.
they love to talk about “us” from their glasses dens.
i never understood why relations,
most of the times on a sexual foundation,
need to involve bringing a cub into this world.
they both don’t know each other,
but they assume they would make good parents.
well nfl baller wolf for the chicago bears,
dion sims,
appears to have did just that and didn’t even know it.
he was messing around with a ig attentionista named mimi:

…and got her pregnant.
how we all found out?
yes,
we.
she blasted him on her ig via baller alert…
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foxhole.
let’s have a life conversation real quick.
everyone meet ( x realnoelbianca ) up above.
she is a ig attentionista.
her role model is kim kardashian.
say no more.
so she went out to oregon on a one way ticket to allegedly fuck…
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i was reading up on this “lamar odom” story today.
the media and “that family” are a dangerous thing.
they are both like a drug almost.
the media being the worst of the two.
one minute it’s praising you for your accomplishments.
the next 15,
they are watching and reporting your downfall.
well unless you have a “cruel de jenner” on your payroll.
for the common animals,
like you and i,
social media is our version of the media.
everyone is watching you,
liking your shit,
and even leaving these amazing comments about your disgusting lookin’ food or bad ass child.
what you don’t realize is once your image gets tainted,
and accusations start flying,
it will become the start of you being yesterday’s news.
if the rumors turn out to be true,
you end up contemplating suicide.
how does one not live without 500-1,000 likes on one picture?
the horror.
oh,
the horror!
so i had to wonder…

Why do people want to become famous again?…

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the life of an attentionisto/istas  is a hard one.
no seriously.
they want the attention on their social media accounts,
but then they want to regulate the type of attention they get.
the “straight” attentions don’t want the gays to comment,
but they still want those gay likes.
i think they need to cut us a check for support we give their bodies.
the vixens want to be taken seriously for their brains,
but they still want to be half naked,
showing ass,
and in the gym in a full face.
like…
as soon as a baller wolf slides in them dms,
this chick is in the “don’t pull out” position.

at this point i’m thinking all of them are buffoons.
here is the thing…
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