i just…
i mean we kinda kne…
okay.
when i was younger,
i thought duane martin was so cute.
i thought he was cute af in scream 2.
you know my thing for a big nose.
over the years,
there have been rumors about him and will smith.
it has sort of been an unspoken secret like:

“That is just your uncle and his roommate…”

…at like 52.
will’s former assistant is allegedly saying that he saw will and duane…

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they are always coming for mariah’s neck like crazy.
sadly,
this is the result of letting trash into your life.
the stink reveals itself eventually.
so mariah is being sued by her former assistant.
the reason “why” tho?
an “alleged” ew for this story via “the root/grapevine”…
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she knows.
she knows and she’s pissed.
someone is upset because of me.
so you know how i’m cool with one of the head honcho executive’s assistant?
the one that if she wanted the new yawk moved to the west coast,
you better figure out a way to do it.
yeah,
that one.
well somehow,
she just found out about my department being eliminated.
thing 2 told her.

“what is going to happen to jamari?”

good question…
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one of my f-bi sent me this and i thought it was nice.
well ^that looks is nice,
but thats besides the point.
i like when celebs hire regular people to work with them.
gives us hope out here.
dominic woods aka sage the gemini hired a personal assistant.
this is what he said on his instagram…
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“you aren’t planning on leaving us,
are you?”

that was the call i got this afternoon.
i kinda started a wild fire,
but its also burning down and revealing just how appreciated i am.
i’m seeing that:

important people to cosign the fuck out my life.

something i always fought hard to achieve.
so another assistant i work with called me…
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everyone you know alton craig,kerry rhode’s assistant.
well don’t be shy.
he only looks like he bites….
on the right occasions.
well he is a HAM,
which means“hot ass meat”.
see why…
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