i was hoping ^this would end up a success story.
what?
i try to be optimistic.
i figured andre marhold would at least come out of this jeffree star situation with a big bag.
some vixens know how to fuck their way into owning something.
i figured he could have fucked his way to something lucrative.
well the foxhole has been reporting to me that jeffree and andre are no more.
jeffree allegedly posted this…

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you’ll be shocked who is fuckin/fucked with on the low.
from the straights,
gays,
to the grey area folks.
some because the sex is the bomb; others are getting the bag.
as the story comes out,
it seems andre marhold is a legit opportunist.
the type who will give bomb sex for the bag.
well jason lee,
of “hollywood unlocked“,
decided to spill who andre was allegedly smashing before jeffree star…

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i don’t know if andre marhold is an evil genius or has good demon dick.
it could be both.
i thought that jeffree might have been the one with the puppet strings but…

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bag is secured?
andre marhold isn’t doing anything that the attentionistos on ig aren’t doing.
you just can’t tell who is smashin’ the and vice versa.
when you meet a wealthy white male,
you enjoy the perks until they run out.
jeffree star is making sure his boo can flex right on his ig…

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the caption for this picture tho…

jeffree finally did the blood and cum exchange sacrifice for longer life?
i kid.
kinda.
so as andre marhold’s baby mama,
emma “leezy” chartol,
i know this shit-uation is probably all still a shock for her.
her baby daddy allegedly left her for lord voldermort and she’s in pure confuzzlement.
you know she has something to say.
well you’re in luck because a foxholer sent me her exclusive interview.
she is taking back her power ya’ll…
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i can make males very comfortable with me.
i’ll never forget,
years ago,
i went on a date with this author who was dl.
it was our first time meeting and i didn’t want some netflix and chill shit.
now he was acting all nervous before the date,
but once we were in that restaurant,
he was doing way too much.

Eye fuckin’ the shit outta me
Taking food off my plate seductively
Finding ways to touch me

he was making me nervous cause i was like wtf!!!!!
talmbout he wanted to teach me how to write books.
we didn’t kiss,
my lips never touched his privates,
nor did he get a whiff of this good stuff but i had that nose wide open.
i’ve realized that when/if a male is into you,
regardless of what the circumstances are,
they will let their defenses all the way down.
i don’t know whose nose is wide open between jeffree star or andre marhold.
both?
i mean andre out here cooking dinner on ig stories and doing alla this…
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