do you know how much tickets cost for the adele residency in vegas?
i might need you to sit down.
if you’re sitting,
then lay down.
this is a seating and pricing chart for tonight’s show and 4/15/22:

was a bey ticket that high?
i think i paid under 200 for a good seat.
tonight is the first show,
but adele canceled yesterday.
this is why…

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when “hello” from adele came out back in 2015,
i was dealing with a lot to feel sad about.
i was in “crush” with a work wolf that would end a year later.
it was legit “hello from the other side” when we stopped speaking.
that song would become a blanket of comfort i would listen to over and over.
i like songs that come out and speak about your exact situation.
you bee like:

“Uh,
have you been stalking me?!?!?”

 my favorite part of that song was the background vocals during the bridge.
they described my emotions at that moment.

Highs,
Highs,
Highs,
Highs,
Lows,
Lows,
Lows,
Lows…

it is literally one of my favorite songs from adele.
it would be on the soundtrack of my life.
i waited patiently because spotify told me the song was gonna be released at 7pm.
i was listening to wizkid and his album ended right at 705pm.
you know a fox gotta come fashionably late.

my thoughts…

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you couldn’t not tell me adele’s first single would be a reggae-inspired bop.
one that speaks about heartbreak with a fuckboi on a nice dancehall riddim.
it would have us shouting “bop! bop!” as we weep.
adele teased her new single,
“easy on me“,
on her twitter…

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during the battle between beenie man vs bounty killer on versuz,
the main talk was:

1. How fucking amazing it was!
2. The belly on Beenie Man

 beenie was a real slim wolf in his prime so i’m sure age had a lot to with it.

i’ve heard that overindulgence of alcohol starts to show up in your stomach first.
ive seen guys go from having abs to having serious beer bellies due to drinking high key.
that abusing hard likka will catch up to ya eventually.
i was wondering if this was the same situation with busta rhymes?
remember he was muscular thick back in the day?

he put up his recent weight loss journey on ig a few days ago..

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this song came right on time for me.
i have been ignoring my adele albums like the plague.
i knew if i listened to anything from her,
i’d be all in my feelings.
well the other day i was on apple music and saw she had a new single.

“send my love (to your new lover)”

i was excited because that is my favorite song off the “25” album.
i also relate to it quite heavy nowadays.
well she premiered the video during the #bbmas and well…
Continue reading “Adele Is Trying To Make Me Sick” →

what do you do when you stand before the judge for kidnapping?
you sing an adele song.
yes.
that’s right.
this ragga-jackal did just that and well…
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