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they set up camp to be homophobic about odell beckham jr (met gala)

camp.
ironically,
that was my word of the day today.

camp (n): something so outrageously artificial, affected, inappropriate, or out-of-date as to be considered amusing

a style or mode of personal or creative expression that is absurdly exaggerated and often fuses elements of high and popular culture

that was the theme of the “met gala” last night.
as a fox,
who lives a good theme,
that always means you dress in your most outrageous.
nfl baller wolf,
odell beckham jr,
came in “his” most outrageous…
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when you finally get your chance to grab on the premium meat (montez sweat)

new baller wolf for the redksins,
montez sweat,
is fine af.
i fonted about him before.
( x see the past entry here )

well,
the foxhole blew up my box today about this story.
it’s what happened during the moments he got drafted via “gaye magazine“…

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the foxholers sent me some ’19 nfl combine snacks to share

what a coinky dink.
when i posted ^this pic on the foxhole ig,
the one on the right got the most love.
i didn’t even know they were pre-baller wolves at the time.
his name is isaiah wharton and he plays for rugters

…but he wasn’t at the nfl combine this year.
no,
this enty is to wrap up ’19 combine.
the one of the left,
saquan hampton of the same school did…
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*insert something about “sweat” in regards to montez sweat here*

yummmmmmm.
meeeeeeeeeeee.
so we talked about d.k. metcalf at the nfl combine yesterday.
today is the deliciousness that is montez sweat.
*insert clever joke about tasting his sweat here*
he played for the mississippi state bulldogs and this was him at the combine…
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so i have a few thoughts about the ’19 oscars and…

i really enjoy the oscars.
one day,
i hope to attend with a great seat with a plus 1 or 2.
the one thing i love about the oscars is being introduced to new movies.
i had so much fun live tweeting with the twitter foxhole,
but i had a few thoughts i didn’t get to share…

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looks like “child’s play”

i remember being a little cub,
going to my cousin hybrid’s crib,
and my uncle watching one of the “child’s play” movies.
i font you not…

I was so fuckin scared

all i remember is some wolf being crushed in a garbage compactor.
it was some shit,
i dunno,
but i know i was crying.
i thought my toys were gonna come alive and kill me that night.
well after many dreaded sequels to the original “child’s play”,
they are remaking it for 2019.
this is the trailer
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