faces of death-ly embarrassed and regret for public indecency
this has got to be the funniest mugshot of regret i’ve seen in quite some time.
some of ya’ll gon’ learn to stop having sex in public.
it’s all good for likes and clout on socials until you’re caught.
the east point police in georgia are now in the business of shaming.
these are the latest in “but…but… we were expressing ourselves“…
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are we storming his castle walls with this latest exposure of prince george?
i ain’t gonna hold you but george ogbonna aka @princecgo is sexy af.
his bawdy is a fuckin’ wanderland and i love when my mind wanders.
in my fantasies,
he looks like he would be a stallion in bed.
in reality,
i tend to be wary of the gym attentionistos.
they look like they’ll flex in the mirror while giving strokes.
“Yeah,
I like that?
I like that a lot.
Oh yeah,
I like me a lot.
How much do I like I?
I like I so so so much.”
a foxholer sent me that george might have been exposed.
brace yourself…
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john mayer and andy cohen decided on the hamptons for their home
i didn’t knowjohn mayer and andy cohen were a couple.
that hasn’t been confirmed but that’s what the forests been barking.
i’m gonna slap an allegedly on this.
now the following didn’t help in the rumors:
x Andy likes John’s supple lips
he do got nice lips doe.
they recently ( x bought a crib together too ).
listen,
folks are shacking up to split these bills nowadays.
someone i know brought up that john “must be gay“.
“Why do you think that?”
“He is over a certain age,
no kids,
hasn’t been married,
and sus with a gay man.”
He is gay.”
so in an effort to check foolishness,
i said…
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jack harlow said, “i bet ______ would f_ck me if i let him”
jack harlow is not my speed but after the following,
i might let him pull up to my bumper bay beeeeeee.
i kid.
kinda.
even though the following will bring about potential foolishness,
this recent leak about smashin’ lil nas x had me a tad aroused.
an alleged verse from an unreleased kanye song called “money bags” rose from the dead.
jack “allegedly had” said on his verse…
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cirque du so- they broke up cause their relationship was obviously terrible
confessional: i love when people’s relationships are a circus.
it starts off doing the absolute most and ends in chaos.
get the popcorn and enjoy the show.
Sidebar: I love it when they ask for privacy when the circus comes to an end.
Suddenly,
pics and videos start coming down and they want to be pretend it didn’t happen.
NOPE.
They give us backstage passes that we won’t forget.
who didn’t see ^this coming with these two?
jodie did all the heavy lifting with pacey from dawson’s creek.
pacey looks like he doesn’t want to be tamed anytime soon.( x read about it here )
pacey looks like he loves giving out samples of that penis too.
after another break up for social media to see,
i’m gonna ask ya’ll a serious question.
one that i want you to really think about.
Are ya’ll really shocked by these recent string of break ups/divorces?
…cause i’m not.
here is the thing…
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much respect to adrian peterson’s slacks on dancing with the stars
ex(?)baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
has always been sexy af to me.
he is definitely in the vintage baller wolf penis files.
everything on his torso has always been his best highlight:
his lips too.
my tail rose when i saw he was going to be dwts for season 32.
he did the salsa on the debut and…
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