I don’t mean to brag but,
I am a Mario Kart/Street Fighter champion muthafucka.
No one who has EVER tried to play me has won successfully.

I’m the illy.

Yet,
when it comes to tryna find that Wolf that I can rock his joystick,
I am not as good as others.

Are video games the same as trying to find love?

Continue reading “Can I Play With Your Joystick?” →

Foxes,
remember when Chingy first came out?
He was a cute lil’ thing, wasn’t he?

Well,
Chingy been over and he just isn’t having the best one hit wonder ever.

Continue reading “Shim of Shame” →

This picture turns me on.
It makes me think of a man who is in charge.
A man who is your protector, your lover, and… the man.

“I got this baby.”

Brandon Marshall gives me that.

Continue reading “Off The Market” →

So I must say….

Eddie Long-Stroke has good taste in Wolves… or are these Foxes?

Continue reading “The Messology of Eddie Long-Stroke” →

Love….

…or something like it.

Continue reading “That Pesky 4 Letter Word” →

I just got in the house after a Fox sent me this in email…
and it was like peeeeewwwwwnnnnnn…..

I WAS ON MY BLOG!

Continue reading “Chris Breezy: On The Fox Home Teamy?” →