kevin hart uses his gay card to get back on the oscars

kevin hart always a trick or two up his sleeve.
he’s a slippery fucker.
he won’t be outta here that easy.
so as you know,
or didn’t,
but the oscar committee canned him over of his past tweets.
( x see those past entries here )
ellen degenres isn’t letting him go anywhere tho.
they say she’s the gatekeeper to the gay community.
once you go on her show,
you’re washed and reborn in the blood of gay Jesus.
she has put on her cape and is standing tall for kevin.
this is what happened when he went on her show today…

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kevin hart is pissed ya’ll made him step down from hosting the oscars

they say pride comes before the fall.
a lot of pineapples have fallen because of that.
what is so hard in saying “i’m sorry”?
kevin hart is a prideful wolf,
isn’t he?.
so kevin made the choice to step down from hosting the oscars.
this is what he fonted on his twitter:

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kevin hart might blow up his blessings dropping the alleged “f” bomb

i’m sure ^this is the face he is making at the moment.
like,
how you might get fired on your day off tho?

here i was saying to myself:

“kevin hart might host the oscars.
i hope he doesn’t do too much as usual…”

well,
he allegedly did and he hasn’t even stepped foot on the stage yet!
was kevin harta “thing” around 2011?
i can’t remember.
what i don’t understand…
why in God’s name…
did these past alleged homophobic tweets not get scrubbed…
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Kevin Hart’s Alleged “Problem” Gets Her Defenses Up With Lisa Bloom

she speaks.
press conference style.
why do these (she)hyenas need press conferences anyway?
i guess for my entertainment.
her name is montia sabbag from long beach; ca.
with lisa bloom in tow,
this is what she said in her defense in regards to kevin hart…
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Kevin Hart and His “Look At Me!” Sex Tape

there are a couple characters to look out in the forests today.
there are the hotep/hotepresses hyenas.
those kind folks are all about black power and rights,
but they contradict their beliefs sooner or later.
there are the “pick me!” hyenas.
they constantly remind you how single and loveless they are.
big time hoes who use “that” as their pick up line.
last there is the these hyenas:

we will call them the “look at me!”.
they are similar to their “pick me” predecessors.
the ones who broadcast their “ribs” on social media,
throw daggers at the exes they cheated on,
but only to be caught up digging in someone(s) hole.
yes.
that might be kevin hart and his alleged sex tape that leaked today!
um.
yay!
this is what was shown

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Kevin Hart Broke His “Rib” Trust? (Duh?)

 

well torrei tried to tell her…
whenever folks talk about karma isn’t real,
i usually smile and just wait for it.
they try to say “what goes around comes around”,
but it’s still the same.
karma is definitely real and we all experience it,
bad or good.
in this case,
eniko thought she was in the clear.
she was the side piece to kevin hart,
knowing he was married to torrei at the time.
kevin wasn’t going to disappoint in embarrassing her.
he posted this video on his instagram…
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