One Word: SURFBORT

tumblr_ne2xctnjAj1qjl96uo1_1280even though simeon panda’s body is way too “optimus prime” for my liking,
all i could think when i saw this picture was…

…saying that over and over as i’m making waves.

…ya heard me?
simeon is a straight wolf,
but i’ll do nasty things to him in my dreams.
0747…you can join us if you like.

lowkey: this is the first time i ever thought a wolf was WAY too big.
like what size does he wear?
sheesh!
simeon has a very handsome face tho.

pictures sourced: instagram

9 thoughts on “One Word: SURFBORT

  1. This is what I found online about him “Simeon Panda is, supposedly, a professional natural bodybuilder and fitness model … Height: 6′ 1″ (185cm). Weight: 234 lbs (106kg). Waist: 31”

    This site suggests that his physique is enhanced by drugs: http://nattyornot.com/is-simeon-panda-natural-bodybuilder/

    I find that site to be persuasive. Performance enhancing drugs are a no-no. They can be deadly and lead to medical conditions. I suspect that he’s on such drugs to “pump-up” his bank account.

    He does have a handsome face and a striking physique but at what price?

  2. Yea, I think that was brought up before about his muscles. I’m not sure tho, but it really doesn’t matter to me. Dude is too damn big.

    Laron Landry’s muscles are a result of steroids as well. Oops, I wasn’t supposed to say that here. The Foxes love him.

    #HeartsAreBroken #FantasiesAreCrushed #Don’tBeMadAtMe #ImJustAMessenger

  3. I just love him and that body!!! His workout buddy Ulisses Williams makes my mouth water as well and he carries a huge package!! He is definitely worth checking out as well!!!!!

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