so this is going to be a 2 parter.
i’m going to bed after.
i feel awful.
anyway so we have a problem in new yawk.
 jackals out here swiping your credit/debit card info,
going to expensive stores,
and buying shit on your identity.
well the city is starting to crack down on the antics heavy.
an f-bi sent me a dossier about this bodega wolf,
but i could not stop laughing at this video he posted…

so i guess that lil’ jackal for arrested on 5th ave for swiping.
when i say “Rotflmfao!”.
i laughed so loud that i made a snot bubble.
like,
where was he trying to go?
he tried to walk away slowly and they nearly bodied that ass.
bonus:

all this just to wear some expensive clothes…
yet probably living in the projects.
i can’t take it.
now.
can we talk about the owner who posted the video:

uh huh.
cummin right up.