… so I got [EDITED] by a youngin’ the other night
and it is definitely NOT what I thought it was going to be.
Oy Vey.
We met,
where else,
about a good week and a half and the convo was poppin’ from 21.
He opened his pictures and I liked what I saw.
He was definitely “picture cute“.
I saw that he was nineteen and the first thing that marque-ed through my head was:

YOUNG D/L CUTE DICK WITH A STRONG BACK

I gave him my number and we texted and so forth for a couple days.
I was feeling especially horny that night and sent the usual text and he was down for the smash session.

He texted me and said by 2AM,
he wanted to be fucking………….

Oh, What now??????????????????????

I was beyond  ready to let Mr. 19 Year Old rock the stage.
He was saying all the right things and it was making me extremely horny.

I was skeptical though…

I met an eighteen year old thug earlier this year
and he was definitely NOT what I expected.
Even though he was fine,
he came up in my spot and totally fronted on the dick giving.
Tried to eat up all my food (he only got water),
was too preoccupied on his sidekick (which he stole from someone who was looking for him),
watched a movie we both already watched,
gave him one of my world famous massages (he wouldnt even take off his shirt),
and just ended up being a waste of my time.
I wanted to text him and say, “FUCK ME NOW DAMMIT!!!!” but I was too aggravated and turned off.
After getting on my nerves HEAVY,
I kicked his ass out and fucked myself to sleep.

… but,
I don’t like to give up so I gave it another go.

When I went to go meet him at 130 in the morning,
I won’t lie,
but brotha was fine in person.
Pictures really did him no justice.
He was everything I liked in a man too.
Well, in his case, boy.
When we got back to my spot,
we chilled, drank, smoked, and just talked.
For a young dude,
he was crazy mature for his age.
He was looking at me in these sexy glances and biting his lip,
which I also returned the favor.
I couldn’t help but look at his lips, body, tattoos, and aura and think:

OH I AM GOING TO GET IT NOW!!!!!

The sexual nature of our meeting took about an hour in my bedroom.
I took control and pulled him on top of me so we could start the fucking portion.
He liked how I smelled and couldn’t keep his hands and tongue off me (told ya’ll a good scent helps)
He licked around each cheek but did not stick his tongue in my bulls eye (that sorta pissed me off).
When he fingered me and it kind of hurt.
It was slow and … boring.
He had me in the face down; ass up position and the stroke was …. D.O.A.
He asked me to spread the cheeks so he could get in.
He laid on top of me to slide his dick between them … and thats it???????
I was expecting him to pipe it real deep.

I mean,
I was kinda bored.
It was a quiet slow situation.
My bed didn’t even squeak.
I talked nasty to him but it did nothing.
He sucked on each sides of my neck for about a good 15 minutes.
Left me with a gang of hickies.
The dick didn’t know if it wanted to be hard or soft.
He was straight tryna make love to me
when I just wanted to be fucked.
His rhythm was lazy.
All I did after a while was squeeze his butt cheeks and pretended to moan.
I lost the feeling after a while.
All that talk in those texts and I get … an appetizer?

I was completely …. over it.

I awoke to being fingered and we tried to do again in the morning
but that was even worse so we ended up just fallin’ asleep.
He wasn’t even trying to leave (which was a no no in my whole atmosphere).

Ain’t that the WORST though?

You think dude is going to fuck you crazy good,
He looks good so you imagine the dick will be better,
but when you get in the bed,
it was NOT what you expected?
Dick small, stroke was wack, no head game …. just a bad hit.

That is why you cannot go on how GOOD someone looks, acts, or talks.
All that could be a 30 second preview to a bad album.
Cute doesn’t always equate to bomb peen.

(POUTS) … BUT I WANT CUTE BOMB PEEN!

I hear the stories of women and men getting their shit rocked by a young dude.
I mean,  turned the the fuck out with the young penis.
I know a 40 year old man having this young dude tattoo his name on his walls.
Best sex he ever had and is completely satisfied.

WTHEHELL …. WHY CAN’T JAMARI HAVE THAT????????

I always attract the young crowd but they cannot handle it.

I dealt with about 2 other youngins’ and the dick was just not the best.
It was medicore or horrible by far … and then had the audacity to want to “stick around” after.
I am about to move the age up to 20+ to ride this ride.
I hear the over 30 group has the best dick.
Maybe I need to aim higher to catch my nutt LOL

… because the youngins trying to give me the dick are the absolute pits…

THE SAGA CONTINUES…