Category: X MARKS THE FOX
great balls of grease fire!
Panic has a funny way of turning even the smartest among us into complete disasters.
it’s kind of like how those clueless white vixens,
who always run…
when fear takes over,
you’re stuck in fight,
flight,
or freeze mode.
If there’s a fire on your stove,
freezing isn’t exactly a winning strategy.
case in point of what was on my elon swamp timeline….
Continue reading “great balls of grease fire!”so he allegedly abuses vixens, is gay for pay, and addicted to coke?
Thanksgiving might be over but my inbox got stuffed with scandal.
this latest drop from an F-BI is hotter than your leftover mac and cheese.
well,
it’s going on 4 days.
you better freeze or throw them out.
a F-BI sent me the following:
*turns the microwave on 2 minutes*
so according to this drop…
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i have thoughts on the hugo d almonte IG press release about outing khalid
when i don’t believe a word coming out anyone’s mouth/fingertips,
i like to look into everything they’re telling me to see if they’ll slip up.
this is why i only go with receipts when it comes to stories.
anyone can say/font anything because pathological liars do exist.
hugo d almonte,
the jackal who outed khalid,
did his best IG press release to defend himself.
i have thoughts…
Continue reading “i have thoughts on the hugo d almonte IG press release about outing khalid”an F-BI made sure we had bunz the day before thanksgiving
When you come over for Thanksgiving,
you gotta bring something.
you can’t just roll up empty handed with the stomach to match.
an F-BI decided to bring the bunz as an appetizer.
i got a drop that said:
and then it was followed with this…
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did drake forget he started this rap battle or…?
Who would have thunk in 2024,
Drake would be going full corporate Karen on us?
imagine starting a feud,
telling someone to pull up,
and when they beat your ass,
you run to the authorities claiming assault.
that’s drake today,
filing yet ANOTHER lawsuit with his label,
UMG…
is jail the new dating hot spot for males that are exactly your type?
X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:
Are all the hot guys locked up?
when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.
the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.
Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.
apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…
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