geno smith baby mama was yelling help to make the moment extra viral?

atp,
i don’t know why vixens aim to get pregnant by baller wolves.

“baby mama pregnant” btw.

like bootz said on “flavor of love“:
“if ima be a hoe,
ima be a top dolla hoe.”

my uterus would be off limits until i see a ring,
5 years after marriage,

and a place in the will.
i ain’t bringing no child in the forests,
by no baller wolf,
that gonna have me running down a drive way yelling “halp”,
to look back and not see the see baller wolf ain’t chasing after my ass.

nfl baller wolf for the jets,
geno smith,
baby mama is the one who looks crazy AF to me here…

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so ya’ll ain’t got nothing nice to font about clive davis today

i’ll never forget when whitney died,
clive davis continued to have the grammy party while she was submerged in the bathtub…

LITERALLY UPSTAIRS.

i felt that was heartless and cruel.
personally,
out of respect for whitney and if i was an artist,
i wouldn’t have shown up.

don’t even get me started on the whole diddy connection,
per the netflix documentary.
IYKYK.
clive davis passed away today at 94

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i don’t know how i feel about YG’s trans vixen song

one of my straight male friends was fooled on a dating app by a trans she-jackal.
he was into her too but she lied until she couldn’t lie anymore.
our mutual friend tried to convince him to look past it because he is into trans vixens,
but it will still a no go.
he felt really betrayed because as we all know,
dating is hard AF.
that being fonted:

i believe that all trans vixens should tell potential partners the truth.

one thing about lying:

you gotta continue going down the rabbit hole of lies.

it’s similar to cat fishing for me.
the cat fished IS gonna wanna meet eventually.
so it’s better to get it over in the beginning,
because some of these hyenas ain’t wrapped to tight and will get to killing.
tbh tho:

like my mutual friend,
there are many males who are into trans vixens.

they will proudly claim them in public without all the DL games.
this verse from YG about getting caught up with a trans vixen tho…

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in my head, he probably wanted to destroy king nate’s BBP

even though king nate is straight,
my mouth would be on that BBP til lockjaw.

in my head,
and like many of us,
he wanted to suck on king nate’s BBP (big beautiful penis).

it was a whole thing in the Foxhole archives.
( x see it here )
with this following alleged reveal tho:

i already saw this cumming.
literally.

the F-BI sends me stuff about this attentionsto,
sir cuckington.
he allegedly had this to confession:

…yeah,
i’ve always thought he was strange,
but this right herrrreeeeeee

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the exes with the big tails had a moment and the F-BI sent the highlight reel

life is a continuous series of highlight reels and moments.
we think we’re having FOMO about something,
but it’s just for an hour and we’ll get over it.
unfortunately:

when we do things with ex-partners,
like wearing matching pajamas or sex on the internet,
those highlight reels and moments will last a lifetime
on bey’s internet.

^that big booty hybrid wolf-but-fox for the fans seems to be experiencing that now.
an F-BI sent me the following alleged drop of him and his sex working ex:

the way he was losing his mind in the alleged video tho…

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the white house is giving myrtle manor nowadays

i still can’t believe this legit happened.

did we ever think we’d see a legit UFC fight on the white house lawn?

the knicks really blew the tires out of this event.
is this the same event all those performers pulled out of?
two things that i found interesting tho…

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