Category: WHEN WE ROLE PLAY
WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (56)
so you felt lucky today.
something inside you said to play the lottery.
you decided to follow your spirit.
you go and buy your ticket:
when it came time to draw the numbers.
this shows up…
WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (55)
i invite you to an industry event one night.
now this isn’t the typical kind of function with hiphop wannabes.
this is a mixed crowd.
one with different kind of foxhole members.
you meet this guy:
he is feelin you.
you are feelin him.
numbers are exchanged.
good work.
weeks go by and you guys still talk.
he lives here:
he lets you drive his:
on the downside,
he likes a little of this:
…every once in a blue moon.
he isn’t hooked.
it’s a party drug.
he has a lot of money and connections.
he knows your birthday is coming up.
next week actually.
he wants to do something different for you.
he can buy you a crib,
cars,
and clothes whenever you want.
he says he will…
WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (54)
OH NO!
this one is a doozy.
so you been dating a baller wolf on the low.
ya’ll been together for a good year.
this is him:
everything is cool.
he has no kids.
discreet,
but comfortable.
the money is good.
never cheated.
life is peachy keen.
he is someone you take very serious because he is your first.
he was having a great season until…
WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (53)
you attend one of your closest boy’s house parties one night.
it was one of his intimate “meet n greet” gatherings.
well this dude:
…was all up in your grill piece the whole night.
he impressed you.
you exchange numbers with him and ya’ll talk pretty much every night.
as you talk,
you find out he has no job,
is in school with good grades,
has a beautiful daughter but isn’t with the baby mama,
and has a nice ass crib in one of the nicest parts of the city.
he picks you up one night in this:
ya’ll go out and have a good night.
pays for every fuckin’ thing.
when he drops you off,
he parks the car and you ask him what he really does for a living.
well…
WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (52)
you start talking to someone your friend hooks you up with.
he proceeds to tell you he is a “model“.
he hasn’t done any kind of modeling work.
he just takes nice pictures and posts them online.
he gets 440 likes every time he puts up a picture on instagram.
he has 7,000 followers on twitter.
he has 2 facebook pages because the first one was past limit.
he never had a job,
barely has any skills,
and lives off his middle class parents who support his dream.
he looks like this…
WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (51)
you met this guy:
you have been talkin for a while.
you also like fuckin’ him.
the sex is great.
things are perfect, right?
why would they be?
this is when we role play for god sakes.
one night after some of the best dinner (he cooked) and sex you ever had,
he has a confession….
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