Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
Perez Hilton Adds A New Addition To His Life

oh…..k.
he is a new dad.
yes.
you are seeing correctly.
that is his child...
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Beyonce Wants To Know How Big Your Gun Is
if you trade in this:

you can get tickets to go see this:

you decide what you want to do yet?…
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Does A$AP Rocky Still Hate Drake’s Music and Thinks He’s A Homo?
this should be a lesson to everyone.
watch what you put on social media.
the feet you step on today could be attached to the ass you kiss tomorrow.
today’s lesson….


oh there is more where that came from…
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Russell Westbrook Thinks Ya’ll Ninjas Is Trippin’
i love this.
russell ain’t got time for the foolishness.

an interview learned the hard way a couple days ago.
i bet they won’t ask russell no stupid questions ever again…
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Smelly Dick, Smelly Dick, What Are They Feeding You?

cleanliness is the next thing to godliness.
amen.
we are foxes/wolves/and hybrids.
let’s be real.
when we don’t wash or clean,
we stink.
and BOY,
can we stink.
some boys don’t know how to clean themselves.
some don’t like to clean themselves.
they just run free in all their funk.
a friend of mine learned the hard way about that “stink“.
that p funk.
that pepe le pew swagg.


he couldn’t wait to tell me about it.
thank god i wasn’t eating.
we’ll do a quick speed through of what went down…
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