when “the boy is mine” dropped in 98,
with brandy and monica belting out their soulful rivalry,
it was more than just a song.
it was a cultural moment.
the ultimate for young millennials.
i still remember Mum surprising me with the maxi single.

unforgettable.

I’ll also never forget her apartment flooding just as Brandy was hosting MTV for the weekend,
promoting her new album and “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.”

chaotic….
but what a year.
brandy and monica’s sophmore albums still hold a special place in my heart.

ariana grande is trying to capture that magic in her “yes, and?” era,
but nothing’s landing quite right.
even her duet with mariah failed to make waves but only a cute splash.
she tried re-doing “the boy is mine”,
but not like the OG,
but adding brandy and monica to the remix…

“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…
or whatever Bey said in that song.

more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:

The traffic
The heat

as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:

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— DCJ (@D_Cortez_J) June 20, 2024

there’s something about that texas wood…
grain that hits different but Foxhole,
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.
as fine as they are down there:

Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…

Kenya Moore has done something outrageous because her peach is on the chopping block.

after stirring up all kinds of chaos on “rhoa“,
it looks like kenya moore might be no “moore”.
get it?
because her last name is…
okay…
never mind.
anyway,
the rumor mill is churning with whispers about kenya atm.
i’m hearin’ that she is got fired to the entire season 16 being scrapped.
i’m confused why she would ( x allegedly show revenge porn ) at HER hair salon opening.
personally,
i think it’s just “created drama” to reel us in for the next season.
they’ve got to do something,
right?
i mean,
if we’re being honest…

i learned a long time ago that in any business,
it is best to make sure you get a contract for any services rendered.
when we get jobs,
we sign contracts for them and ourselves.
anyone can say they’ll do something but once its in writing,
you have started a paper trail.
the male of many talents,
mustang,
seemed to have learned very quickly about contracts with certain promoters.
he had to call the feds on promoter,
darryl wilson…

…for allegedly scamming him.
a Foxholer sent in what mustang had to font…

when someone acquires a service from you,
you expect to be paid.
i don’t know why people try to skip out on paying sex workers.
you wanted to live out all of your filthy sexual fantasies for about an hour…

…but you want to dip and dash like you’re a teenager at i-Hop.

the following baller wolf decided to skip out on paying a sex worker.
she was gon’ get her money…

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everyone cheered when they heard this white she-jackal was fired from her job.
she is the one who went viral for using the “n” word,
while cooking something i’m sure was only seasoned with salt and pepper,
and looking like what harrison butkler was talking about in his speech.
for those who missed it:

she didn’t even care at all.
she boldly said “a certain community“.
i heard through the forests she allegedly worked at a black company.
( x read about her getting fired here )

Looking for a sponsor for AFPAC & Turning Point, cause I’m a broke ass nigga

— Lilly (@llddiiss) June 12, 2024

well i feel like ya’ll need to hold ya’ll cheers…